Tribute

This is the greatest and best module in the world...
Tribute.

Once upon a time, a long time ago, I was on my way to a DrupalCon, tired and out of coffee, when the Beelzeboss appeared. He was a CI pipeline made of fire, he said:

Developer. Write the best module in the world, or I will eat your soul, your docker, and your composer.lock!

So I opened my laptop and I wrote it. I'm not even kidding. It was the best module in the world.

The cron hook alone was a thing of beauty. It was so good it ran without ever being scheduled. The caching had no invalidation bugs, because it didn't dare. There was one tiny commit's worth of perfection, and every .info.yml field was in its rightful place.

The Beelzeboss ran drush cr, read the log, and wept. He said, "That's the best module I've ever seen. Take your soul and your hybrid waterfall/aguile sprint. You're free to go."

And then I realized something horrible.

I never pushed my commit.

So what you're about to install is not the greatest module in the world, no. This is just a tribute

Features

• It's a Drupal module, and it installs.
• It has an .info.yml file, which already puts it ahead of some modules.
• It has a cron hook, because every great module needs one.
• It remembers things, like the greatest module in the world did, but in a database table.
• It has no dependencies, why would it

Installation

  composer require drupal/tribute
  drush en tribute

You can do it with the lights on or off. I'm not your dad.

FAQ

Is this the best module in the world?
No. See above. It's a tribute.

Where is the best module in the world?
It's gone, and I'm sorry. Please don't make it weird.

Will you ever rewrite it?
Sure. Right after I remember what it did.

Is there a demon involved?
Cron is the demon. Rock is the answer.